Thena's Endless Cavern

Your little brother starts bugging you, so you say, "Ok, Sammy, You're crusin' for a brusin'."

You start talking to your Sailor Moon posters, and you figure that the reason they don't talk back is that they were made in Japan, and probably don't speak English.

You refuse to be seen in public without a red bow that keeps your five foot long blond hair in the perfect position.

You get withdrawl symptoms from Sailor Moon -not just during the weekends, -not just during the night, -not just an hour after the show, -but during the commercials!

You wake up one morning and are shocked to see you don't have eyes the size of hardboiled eggs.

When someone says, "I hate our President." and you say, "Don't blame me, I voted for Sailor Moon."

You get frustrated because you can't fit into the clothes your Sailor Moon dolls wear.

At midnight on New Year's Eve, while everyone else was singing "Auld Lang Syne", you were singing "It's a New Day".

Your favorite Rap artist is (wicked) Coolio.

While in Science class you happen to be studying genes and chromosomes and you ask your Science teacher; "How can two parents who have black and blond hair have a child with pink hair?" Your moonie friends eagerly await the answer, while the rest of the class thinks you're weird.

Every calendar in your house has the Sailor Scout's birthdays marked on it.

Whenever your parents throw a fit because you came home late, you say "Sorry for being late. But, I had Sailor business!"

You actually begin to worry, when Serena asks before the opening credits, "Can the Sailor Scouts survive???"

You use this list to convince your parents that you are not the only Sailor Moon fanatic out there.

After a week long trip to Japan, you're stopped at Japanese customs because they think you're trying to deprive Japan of all the Sailor Moon merchandise.

You think you are the eleventh Sailor Scout... Sailor Earth! The long lost sister of Darian.

You are unable to commune in enough real ways with the Sailor Scouts, so you do the next best thing and commune with Luna... by eating cat food.

You go to the movies to see "Mars Attacks", expecting it to be about Raye having gone berserk and started attacking people.

You call the AT&T Interpreter Line and ask them to translate your Sailor Moon episodes from Japanese into English.

You plan on getting into the Guinness Book of Records by collecting the most Sailor Moon merchandise.

You advise your local clergyman to integrate "Sailor Moon says" into his preachings.

You destroy all the sweaters in your house, then later realize that they were cardiGans.

You're hoping to see a "Save Our Sailors" commercial, during the SuperBowl.

You have a Lysol can with a sticker that says "Evil be gone!" on it.

You think your Stepmom is Queen Beryl in disguise.

You wonder when the Negaverse will try to steal energy from the Energizer Bunny.

You think the Golden Arches of McDonalds seem to have a resemblance to Serena's hair.

After seeing the movie 'Mars Attacks', you go back to the ticket counter and ask for your money back. When asked why, you say "Because it was falsely advertised. Sailor Mars wasn't even in it!

While walking down a city street, you notice a woman with a ponytail, and can't help but wonder.....

Instead of making a SnowMan, you attempt to make a SnowSerena.

You want to sue Intel for stealing technology from Amy.

You run around in public with a bubble wand and a bottle of bubble formula, blasting bubbles at suspicious-looking people.

You bring your lunch to school in a little drawstring bag.

You go to an amusement park, and you spend the whole day riding around on the kiddie train, hoping to find Darian.

When you're talking about a girl you don't like, you say "She's such an Ann!"

You think Neflyte would make a great Astrologer.

In the middle of a shower, you dash out towards the computer with a towel wrapped around you, soaking wet, yelling, "I got it! The perfect, absolute most awesome YKYWTMSMW...!!!"

Your parents want you to join the chess club, and you agree in hopes Amy might be your partner.

You plan to yell "Mars.. Fire.. Ignite!" at the top of your lungs at the Sydney 2000 Olympics, when the torch is lit.

You buy a bass guitar and learn to play it 'cause you love the riff from "Moon Tiara Magic!"

You've listened to the Sailor Moon soundtrack CD over 100 times.

You've visited this YKYWTMSMW page over 100 times.

At a school dance, you request "My Only Love" as the last song of the night.

You get banned from Toys R Us for yanking a Sailor Moon lunch box out of a five year olds arms.

You're afraid to go anywhere near a Tennis court, for fear that some Negaverse monster might turn you into a big tennis ball!

While presenting a speech in front of the entire school, you unconsciously begin with, "Stay right there, and I'll show you!"

You are a total klutz at every sport, except for throwing frisbees.

You think Neflyte is waaay cool!

Every time you hear "Bad Moon Rising" by CCR, you think it's a ballad about the Negaverse.

You practice for hours at your computer, trying to learn how Amy can type sixty words per minute with only one hand.

You're on the 'It's a Small World After All' ride at Disney World, and you are afraid that one of the irritating singing dolls will suddenly introduce herself as the Dream Princess, spin her head around, and try to drain your energy with her magic apple.

Whenever you see a lion on one of those tv nature specials, you have an uncontrollable urge to jump up on the shoulders of the closest person around you.

A traffic cop pulls you over for speeding and your excuse is, you were rushing home to catch a Sailor Moon episode.

You run around in public with a bubble wand and a bottle of bubble formula, blasting bubbles at suspicious-looking people.

You bring your lunch to school in a little drawstring bag.

You go to an amusement park, and you spend the whole day riding around on the kiddie train, hoping to find Darian.

When you're talking about a girl you don't like, you say "She's such an Ann!"

You think Neflyte would make a great Astrologer.

In the middle of a shower, you dash out towards the computer with a towel wrapped around you, soaking wet, yelling, "I got it! The perfect, absolute most awesome YKYWTMSMW...!!!"

Your parents want you to join the chess club, and you agree in hopes Amy might be your partner.

You plan to yell "Mars.. Fire.. Ignite!" at the top of your lungs at the Sydney 2000 Olympics, when the torch is lit.

You buy a bass guitar and learn to play it 'cause you love the riff from "Moon Tiara Magic!"

You've listened to the Sailor Moon soundtrack CD over 100 times.

You've visited this YKYWTMSMW page over 100 times.

At a school dance, you request "My Only Love" as the last song of the night.

You get banned from Toys R Us for yanking a Sailor Moon lunch box out of a five year olds arms.

You're afraid to go anywhere near a Tennis court, for fear that some Negaverse monster might turn you into a big tennis ball!

While presenting a speech in front of the entire school, you unconsciously begin with, "Stay right there, and I'll show you!"

Every time you hear "Bad Moon Rising" by CCR, you think it's a ballad about the Negaverse.

You practice for hours at your computer, trying to learn how Amy can type sixty words per minute with only one hand.

You're on the 'It's a Small World After All' ride at Disney World, and you are afraid that one of the irritating singing dolls will suddenly introduce herself as the Dream Princess, spin her head around, and try to drain your energy with her magic apple.

Whenever you see a lion on one of those tv nature specials, you have an uncontrollable urge to jump up on the shoulders of the closest person around you.

A traffic cop pulls you over for speeding and your excuse is, you were rushing home to catch a Sailor Moon episode.

Your doorbell plays the Sailor Moon theme song.

It seems perfectly natural to you that there is now over 1,000 YKYWTMSMW phrases on this list.

You are the one who has taken the time to compile over 1,000 YKYWTMSMW phrases for this list. :)

You can't understand why your friend's glasses don't have spirals on them.

You throw "Moonie parties" every weekend, where you get together with your Moonie friends and watch hours and hours of taped Sailor Moon episodes.

While talking to someone, you notice that their mouths move in sync with their words, and you think that's weird.

You get annoyed that the Cardzillion Sailor Moon trading card vending machines don't take $20 bills.

Your father doesn't talk to you about Sailor Moon anymore, because after he asked you one time if the Scouts had anything at all to do with boats and you said NO, he got bubbles blown in his face after he said, "Then why are they called the Sailor Scouts?"

You think Monica Seles wouldn't have a chance against Katie Sandler.

Your best friends little sister is jealous of you, because you have more Sailor Moon merchandise than she does.

You tried to nominate Sailor Moon for an Emmy award.

You're reading this list and saying, "How'd they know I did that?"

You see a search light and think "Oh No! Reeny's in trouble."

You follow the light to save her and when you find out that it was just the grand opening of a new store you are furious at the owners for tricking you.

You get sent to the principle's office for incessantly humming Alan's flute song all day long.

You think Lita will win a gold medal in figure skating, at the 1998 Winter Olympics.

You're up for the role of Snow White in a school play, so you stuff your bra with Kleenex, in hopes of giving yourself as much talent as Lita.

You break out your copy of episode #50(Mirror, Mirror, on the Wall) just to watch that funny scene again.

You write about Sailor Moon for your college admissions essay and actually get accepted.

Whenever you play 'hide and seek' you yell "Mercury Bubbles Blast!" in an attempt to confuse whoever is 'it'.

You walk into a pet shop and ask the shop keeper if they have any talking cats with crescent moons on their heads.

You have joined all the ballerina groups you could find in your city, but you have also quit them all because they didn't have outfits like Catsy's.

You go to an anime convention looking for some new Sailor Moon trading cards to buy, but discover that you already own them all.

You insist to your friends that ALL Jedi Knights are evil, just because Jedi Knight sounds like Jedite!

Relatives you don't remember come over, so you lock your room to stop them from ransacking it looking for the Silver Crystal.

You are studying prisms in class and your teacher makes the mistake of asking you what kind of prism he is holding up. You stand up calmly and scream "Moon Prism... Power!" and you start to transform...

You think you're turning into Serena because you always seem to be reading comics books, when you're suppose to be studying.

Your name is on the first page of the SOS petition signatures.

You're afraid to ever work at a construction site, for fear of being attacked by a swarm of butterflies.

You've taken to calling squirrels 'furry tailed rats'.

You hope that NASA discovers new planets so there can be new Sailor Scouts.

When you first heard of the possibility of a Sailor Moon live action movie being made, you immediately called your local theater in an attempt to reserve a ticket.

You buy a magic 8-ball for the sole purpose of asking, "Will Serena and Darian get back together?"

You threw your magic 8-ball at the wall because it said, "Definitely No".

You begin to see the Scouts' symbols in the clouds.

You get asked "What is Sailor Moon?", and you just stare blankly like you had just been asked where the sky was.

You paste a picture of Mina next to the word 'cute' in the dictionary.

You play Alan's flute song for the school talent show.

You spend an hour on the phone with your grandmother trying to convince her to buy you a Ferrari just like Neflytes.

You fall down the stairs in the morning while carrying your prized Sailor Moon coffee mug, and land in a heap at the bottom, one arm stretched feebly up in the air, desperately clutching your coffee mug (regardless of the fact that you have broken several bones, and spilled hot coffee, the mug's okay, and that's what's important!) You then require numerous reassurances from the nice people in the ambulance that there hasn't been a power outage, and yes, your VCR will still tape Sailor Moon.

You were faced with a serious moral dilemma, when Raye used her powers to win two free cruise tickets.

Whenever you put a piece of bread in the toaster, you always point your finger at it and shout "You're Toast!"

You think learning how to sweep, is the first step in becoming Sailor Mars.

You purposely trip and fall in front of a cute guy, in hopes of getting a date with him.

Whenever you hear the song "Orinoco Flow" by Enya, the "Sail Away, Sail Away, Sail Away" part becomes "Sailor Moon, Sailor Moon, Sailor Moon".

You plan on suing MAD Magazine if they ever do a Sailor Moon satire.

Your teachers know this YKYWTMSMW list by heart, because they've taken your printed copy of it away from you numerous times, when you were reading it in class.

You actually wish that your boyfriend would break up with you in the middle of a rainstorm under a pavilion.

The only reason you ever go shopping is for Sailor Moon Merchandise.

Ever since you heard that Geena Davis will be playing Queen Beryl if the proposed Sailor Moon live action movie is made, Queen Beryl has become your new favorite Sailor Moon character.

You can't wait till Summer gets here, so you can wear your new swimsuit, complete with 4 yellow bows.

Your psychiatrist ask you if you could get him a copy of this Sailor Moon show that you're always talking about.

When your mother asks sarcastically why there isn't a Sailor Sun, you calmly look at her and say, "Because Luna hasn't found me yet."

You have long debates with your friends as to whether or not Amy would beat "Deep Blue" at chess.

You hang on to the side of a huge cliff, taking pictures of the sunset, in hopes of meeting Neflyte.

During your trip to Las Vegas, you began to grow very nervous. The reason?... Everywhere you look, left and right, you see one thing: Cards. (Where's a good flute when you need one?)

You marry a person who's last name is Moon, then join the navy.

You and a King Arthur fan get into a fight about the past of the Earth. Camelot or the Silver Millennium...

Every time you feel weak, you climb a tree and stay there for hours, expecting it to give you some energy.

You consider the day that you first watched Sailor Moon, to be the most important day of your life!

A simple candle flame reminds you of Sailor Mars.

You watch The Empire Strikes Back, and when Han Solo is frozen in carbonite, you immediately think of what Queen Beryl did to Jedite.

Your Sailor Moon posters are starting to seep into the hallway.

You go to dozens of doll shows, searching for a doll made by Mika Cassidy.

You start to dot your 'i's with little crescent moons.

Instead of counting the days until the end of school, you count the days till the new Sailor Moon episodes come out.

Simply put... Sailor Moon is your life.

You spend hours wondering if Amy's hair color is natural or a dye job.

When you heard the news that USA Network will begin showing Sailor Moon on June 9th, you thought you were going to 'keel ovah!'

At the end of the school year you have to take a suitcase to school in order to reclaim and carry all the Sailor Moon stuff your teachers have confiscated from you.

You wonder why the Dark Side in Star Wars isn't called the Negaforce.

You refer to your room as Sailor Moon headquarters. Your younger sister refers to your room as the Sailor Moon store. Your parents refer to it as the Twilight zone. Your friends don't refer to it at all, because they refuse to enter.

Your teacher can recognize your "Sailor Moon Day-dreaming" face.

You refuse to ever become a swimsuit model, for fear that you'd end up disappearing.

You absolutely refuse to let anyone by the name of Peter Fisher, photograph you.

You wonder if they'll ever make Beany baby cats named Luna and Artemis.

You believe that on June 9th a million new Moonies will be born.

After being subjected to having her name changed to Luna, getting a crescent moon tatoo, and your attempts to teach her how to do backwards somersaults and say "kitty stalks by moonlight", your cat runs away. But your not worried because you know Hercules will rescue her and bring her back.

You wish you could find a girlfriend who is special enough to take a Sailor Moon lunch box to high school.

You write David Letterman to ask him to do a YKYWTMSMW top 10 list.

You've turned on your TV, set it to the USA Network, and are sitting in front of it, patiently awaiting June 9th.

The pencil you're using is getting pretty short, but instead of getting a new one, you just write Neflyte symbol on it, expecting it to grow.

You can't find Luna, so you buy a purple cockatoo instead.

You know what episode that is a reference to.

You paint your car red and park it outside of an animation studio, in hopes of finding Sailor Mercury standing on the roof when you return.

You start calling the solar system, the Sailor System.

The only e-mail you get is from fellow Moonies.

You break down and cry when the store near you runs out of Mars Bars.

You take the time to read all three pages of this YKYWTMSMW list.

You see a black cat in someone's yard and wonder "Does Serena live there?"

You get cable, for the sole purpose of getting the USA Network.

Whenever you happen to look up at the night sky, you can't resist yelling out, "The stars know everything!"

You hang out at the local Ferrari dealer, hoping to find Sailor Mercury standing on top of one of the cars.

When your teacher asks you to name the first five planets, you uncontrollably burst out into the Sailor Moon Theme song.

You see one of your entries on the list and start screaming. When your parents ask what's wrong, you shout, "I'm an OFFICIAL Moonie!"

You post Sailor Moon fliers on telephone poles all over your city.

You call your local University asking them if they offer a course on Sailor Business.

At a jewelry store, when you are asked what kind of chain you would like with the pendant you just bought, you reply, "a Venus love chain!"

You rip your diploma out of its frame, so you can have a picture frame to display your Sailor Moon fan club certificate in.

You joined the Navy, then the Boy Scouts. You are now the first male Sailor Scout.

Your friend exclaims "Cest la vie" (Such is life) and you're thinking "Sailor V" what?

You do your '5 most influential people in history' report on the Inner Scouts and add Tuxedo Mask, Reeny, and all the villains for extra credit.

Afterwards, you end up in the office explaining your report... "Hey, the Silver Millennium was a very important time!"

You wonder when they are going to add a Sailor Moon ride at Disney World.

You have a portrait of Sailor Moon painted on the hood of your car.

Your mother asks you, "If the Sailor Scouts all jumped off a bridge, would you jump too?" to which you respond that in episode 65 they did jump off a bridge, into a warphole, and that if you had been there, you would have too.

You have an imaginary friend named Serena, and are proud of it.

Your mom asks you what happens on June 9th, and you answer, "Sailor Moon finally returns to U.S. television!" As it turns out... that's your mom's birthday.

Instead of getting a guard dog, you get a guard cat.

You think Jabba the Hutt is in league with the Negaforce.

You think Jedite should have knelt before Queen Beryl and said, "What is thy bidding, my master."

You think it is possible that Serena is strong with the Force.

You debate over whether Artemis or Hercules is a better match for Luna.

You refuse to look at the 'Leo,the lion' constellation, for fear that it will come to life and attack you.

You think the first line of "Witchy Woman", by the Eagles, is about Sailor Mars... "Raven hair and ruby lips, sparks fly from her finger tips."

You sleep surrounded by all your Sailor Moon stuff, while clutching a golf club, just incase a fellow Moonie tries to rob you in the middle of the night. Even though you know that is actually impossible, because all Moonies are good people.

You believe that the Sailor Moon poster on your wall is a gateway to the world where the Sailor Scouts actually exist. Though after receiving numerous large bumps on your forehead, you begin to reconsider.

You visit Spank! Youth Culture Online to read a Sailor Moon article that makes mention of this YKYWTMSMW web site!

You think at the end of a rainbow, instead of a pot of gold, you can find all 7 of the rainbow crystals.

You are outraged that USA Network cut the "Sailor Moon says..." segments from the end of the show.

You see a guy that you like, so you put heart stickers on your glasses, walk up to him and tell him he is a hunkmiester.

You have a brother named Alan, so you insist on keeping a giant fern plant in his bedroom.

When your dance teacher says "I want lots of energy!", you freak out, run around in little circles screaming about how the Negaverse won't get YOUR energy, then jump out of the nearest window.

You visit the SOS page every ten minutes hoping that its been updated.

Your rich grandparents offer to buy you a BMW, but you say you'd rather have a Mercury instead.

Whenever you see a pretty woman you always say "Wow! She is the foxiest femme around!"

Whenever you want to get into an exclusive party, you just tell the doorman that you're Countess Popover.

You break your leg after trying to jump off of buildings like the sailor scouts do. And once your leg is healed, you try it again!

You tape every Sailor Moon episode and rewatch them all in slow motion, to see if there are any hidden messages.

When your neighbors tell you they are going to name their newborn girl "Molly", you start screaming at them, "Are you crazy! Do you realize how many times she is going to be attacked by the Negaverse?"

You don't have a cat, so you call your dog "Luna".

You don't have a cat or dog, so you call your hamster "Luna".

Once you have collected all the Sailor Moon trading cards in existence, you start making your own.

You inadvertently spell the first day of the week "MOONday".

You refer to your teachers as Sailor Algebra, Sailor History, Sailor Science, etc...

You have autographed pictures from each and every one of the voice actors from Sailor Moon.

You wish your teacher would fall asleep in class like Ms. Haruna.

You bring a heater to a chess-match.

You sneak into your sister's room and use her 'Barbie Fashion Designer CD-ROM' program to turn one of her Barbie dolls into Sailor Venus!

You try to talk the Cheerleading Squad at your school into changing their cheerleader outfits into Sailor Scout uniforms.

You find yourself sending in a personals ad to the local news paper seeking a "Clumsy, scatterbrained blonde with meatball headed hair... Must sleep in late and answer to Meatball Head."

Your walls and ceiling are already covered with Sailor Moon pictures, so you do the next logical thing, go to your grandmother's sewing club and beg them to make you a Sailor Moon carpet!

While walking in a parking lot, you take the time to draw the Scouts symbols on dirty car windows.

When you're at a boring party, you keep thinking, "This is such a snoozer!"

You think that Princess Diamond looks at bit too much like Melvin!

You just can't get to sleep one night, so at 3am you turn on the TV and pop in a tape of a Sailor Moon episode. In no time at all you're feeling relaxed, comforted, and happy. 30 minutes later you're dreaming sweet Sailor Moon dreams...

Your doorbell plays the Sailor Moon theme song.

It seems perfectly natural to you that there is now over 1,000 YKYWTMSMW phrases on this list.

You are the one who has taken the time to compile over 1,000 YKYWTMSMW phrases for this list. :)

You can't understand why your friend's glasses don't have spirals on them.

You throw "Moonie parties" every weekend, where you get together with your Moonie friends and watch hours and hours of taped Sailor Moon episodes.

While talking to someone, you notice that their mouths move in sync with their words, and you think that's weird.

You get annoyed that the Cardzillion Sailor Moon trading card vending machines don't take $20 bills.

Your father doesn't talk to you about Sailor Moon anymore, because after he asked you one time if the Scouts had anything at all to do with boats and you said NO, he got bubbles blown in his face after he said, "Then why are they called the Sailor Scouts?"

You think Monica Seles wouldn't have a chance against Katie Sandler.

Your best friends little sister is jealous of you, because you have more Sailor Moon merchandise than she does.

You tried to nominate Sailor Moon for an Emmy award.

You're reading this list and saying, "How'd they know I did that?"

You see a search light and think "Oh No! Reeny's in trouble."

You follow the light to save her and when you find out that it was just the grand opening of a new store you are furious at the owners for tricking you.

You get sent to the principle's office for incessantly humming Alan's flute song all day long.

You think Lita will win a gold medal in figure skating, at the 1998 Winter Olympics.

You're up for the role of Snow White in a school play, so you stuff your bra with Kleenex, in hopes of giving yourself as much talent as Lita.

You break out your copy of episode #50(Mirror, Mirror, on the Wall) just to watch that funny scene again.

You write about Sailor Moon for your college admissions essay and actually get accepted.

Whenever you play 'hide and seek' you yell "Mercury Bubbles Blast!" in an attempt to confuse whoever is 'it'.

You walk into a pet shop and ask the shop keeper if they have any talking cats with crescent moons on their heads.

You have joined all the ballerina groups you could find in your city, but you have also quit them all because they didn't have outfits like Catsy's.

You go to an anime convention looking for some new Sailor Moon trading cards to buy, but discover that you already own them all.

You insist to your friends that ALL Jedi Knights are evil, just because Jedi Knight sounds like Jedite!

Relatives you don't remember come over, so you lock your room to stop them from ransacking it looking for the Silver Crystal.

You are studying prisms in class and your teacher makes the mistake of asking you what kind of prism he is holding up. You stand up calmly and scream "Moon Prism... Power!" and you start to transform...

You think you're turning into Serena because you always seem to be reading comics books, when you're suppose to be studying.

Your name is on the first page of the SOS petition signatures.

You're afraid to ever work at a construction site, for fear of being attacked by a swarm of butterflies.

You've taken to calling squirrels 'furry tailed rats'.

You hope that NASA discovers new planets so there can be new Sailor Scouts.

When you first heard of the possibility of a Sailor Moon live action movie being made, you immediately called your local theater in an attempt to reserve a ticket.

You buy a magic 8-ball for the sole purpose of asking, "Will Serena and Darian get back together?"

You threw your magic 8-ball at the wall because it said, "Definitely No".

You begin to see the Scouts' symbols in the clouds.

You get asked "What is Sailor Moon?", and you just stare blankly like you had just been asked where the sky was.

You paste a picture of Mina next to the word 'cute' in the dictionary.

You play Alan's flute song for the school talent show.

You spend an hour on the phone with your grandmother trying to convince her to buy you a Ferrari just like Neflytes.

You fall down the stairs in the morning while carrying your prized Sailor Moon coffee mug, and land in a heap at the bottom, one arm stretched feebly up in the air, desperately clutching your coffee mug (regardless of the fact that you have broken several bones, and spilled hot coffee, the mug's okay, and that's what's important!) You then require numerous reassurances from the nice people in the ambulance that there hasn't been a power outage, and yes, your VCR will still tape Sailor Moon.

You were faced with a serious moral dilemma, when Raye used her powers to win two free cruise tickets.

Whenever you put a piece of bread in the toaster, you always point your finger at it and shout "You're Toast!"

You think learning how to sweep, is the first step in becoming Sailor Mars.

You purposely trip and fall in front of a cute guy, in hopes of getting a date with him.

Whenever you hear the song "Orinoco Flow" by Enya, the "Sail Away, Sail Away, Sail Away" part becomes "Sailor Moon, Sailor Moon, Sailor Moon".

You plan on suing MAD Magazine if they ever do a Sailor Moon satire.

Your teachers know this YKYWTMSMW list by heart, because they've taken your printed copy of it away from you numerous times, when you were reading it in class.

You actually wish that your boyfriend would break up with you in the middle of a rainstorm under a pavilion.

The only reason you ever go shopping is for Sailor Moon Merchandise.

Ever since you heard that Geena Davis will be playing Queen Beryl if the proposed Sailor Moon live action movie is made, Queen Beryl has become your new favorite Sailor Moon character.

You can't wait till Summer gets here, so you can wear your new swimsuit, complete with 4 yellow bows.

Your psychiatrist ask you if you could get him a copy of this Sailor Moon show that you're always talking about.

When your mother asks sarcastically why there isn't a Sailor Sun, you calmly look at her and say, "Because Luna hasn't found me yet."

You have long debates with your friends as to whether or not Amy would beat "Deep Blue" at chess.

You hang on to the side of a huge cliff, taking pictures of the sunset, in hopes of meeting Neflyte.

During your trip to Las Vegas, you began to grow very nervous. The reason?... Everywhere you look, left and right, you see one thing: Cards. (Where's a good flute when you need one?)

You marry a person who's last name is Moon, then join the navy.